For a very long time I’ve
wanted to write about the Victorian Music Halls. I’ve had the odd stab, writing
about Music Hall stars and actors, Dan Leno, Ada Rehan and Marie Lloyd and Ellen Terry. But that’s
about as far as I got.
I have a basic grasp of
music halls and what they were, and when they were at their peak, but not in
nearly enough detail for a blog post.
The reason for this, I
think, is that the story of the music halls is rather vast, and for someone
such as myself, who has very little knowledge on the subject, it would take a
great deal of time to construct something worthy of your time. It is for this
same reason that there is nothing on this blog about any Victorian wars; I’d
love to write something about the Crimea, but would have to go away and improve
my very basic knowledge on the subject before I even started, but Victorian
wars are not something I’ve had much interest in, and I don’t really believe in
forcing information into my head, but rather absorbing it like osmosis. I’ve
always been interested in the culture of the music hall, though, but have just
never known where to start or what to write about; there’s so many aspects to
them – they were an ever changing landscape, and, like war, really the kind of
thing you need to specialize in to write something worth reading.
So, like Oliver Twist, I got
out my bowl and turned to the experts on Twitter for advice, and I’m very glad
I did.
Thanks to their fantastic
contributions and knowledge the history, culture, people and importance of the
Music Halls can be properly explored and committed to this blog over the coming
weeks, thus adding an important missing piece of my jigsaw.
For the next month we shall
be learning about the roots, the artists, the importance, the songs, the
decline and ultimate legacy of the music halls, and be richer for it.
To start with, the man I so
frequently turn to for an eloquent social commentary of the times; my favourite
Victorian writer James Greenwood, and an article on Music Hall morality from
the late 1860’s, in which he charts the birth of the halls, and explains why he
believes they were a bad influence on the working classes, and makes his
opinion of thee halls quite known:
Music Hall
Morality:
Twenty years ago amusement for the people was at a low watermark. Railways were
less numerous and extensive, and railway directors had not yet thought of
working the profitable field suggested by the little word 'excursion.' 'Eight
hours by the seaside,' to be compassed comfortably within a holiday of a single
summer's day was a miracle scarcely even dreamt of by the most sanguine
progressionist. Thousands and tens of thousands of London-born men and women
lived and laboured through a long lifetime, and never saw the sea at all.
Sheerness, twenty years ago, was the working man's seaside; and his knowledge
of sea sand was confined to as much of it as was unpleasantly discovered
lurking within the shells of the plate of winkles served up at his shilling tea
at Gravesend. Even the green country 'far removed from noise and smoke,' was,
if not a sealed book to him, at least a volume placed on so high a shelf that,
after some experience, he was driven to the conclusion that the pains and
penalties attending a climb for it were scarcely compensated by success and
temporary possession of the prize. The only conveyance at his service - and
that only on recognised holiday occasions - was the greengrocer's van, newly
painted and decorated for the event, and in which a mixed company of the sexes
crowded, and were dragged along the hot and dusty road at the rate of five
miles an hour, towards Hampton Court or Epping Forest, there to huddle on the
grass, and partake of a collation that, but for its four hours' grilling on the
van roof under a blazing sun, would have been cold, with flask-liquor or
luke-warm beer out of a stone jar as liquid accompaniments.
Twenty years ago a Crystal Palace had existence nowhere but within the cover of
that book of wonders, the 'Arabian Nights' Entertainments,' and the soil out of
which the museum
of South Kensington has
sprung was devoted to the growth of cabbages.
In that dark age, however, it is questionable if the inconveniences enumerated
were regarded as such. The people knew no better. The Jack of the past
generation was a Jack-of-all-work, according to the strictest interpretation of
that term. So seldom did he indulge in a holiday that he went at it as a
teetotaller broke loose goes at hard drinking, and it unsettled him for a week
afterwards. His play-time imposed on him more real hard labour than his
accustomed jog-trot work time, and he was an unhappy, despondent man until his
excited nerves grew calm, and the tingling of his blood subsided. Such were the
alarming effects on him that it seemed a happy dispensation that Whitsun and
Easter came each but once a year.
All,
then, that was left to him was the tavern parlour 'sing-song,' or
free-and-easy, usually celebrated on Mondays and Saturdays, these being the
times when he was most likely to have a shilling in his pocket. But what amount
of satisfaction was to be got out of it? Excepting for the inordinate quantity
of malt or spirituous liquors the working man felt bound to imbibe for the good
of the house, the 'free-and-easy' was as tame as tame could be. The same
individual - the landlord - occupied the chair invariably; the same men sang the
same songs (it would have been regarded as a most unwarrantable liberty if
Jones had attempted to render a ditty known as Wilkins's); the same jokes were
exchanged; the same toasts and sentiments found utterance. It was not enjoyment
at all that occupied the company, but a good natured spirit of forbearance and
toleration.
Scarcely a man in the room came to hear singing, but to be heard singing. This
was the weakness that drew the members of the 'free-and-easy' together, and
every man, out of tender consideration for his own affliction, was disposed to
treat an exhibition of the prevalent malady on the part of a neighbour with
kindly sympathy. But the morning's reflection ensuing on such an evening's
amusement never failed to disclose the dismal fact that there was 'nothing in
it' - nothing, that is, but headache and remorse for money wasted.
Of late years, however, the state of the British handicraftsman has undergone
an extraordinary change. He is not the same fellow he used to be. He has cast
aside the ancient mantle of unquestioning drudgery that so long hung about his
drooping shoulders. He has straightened his neck to look about him, a process
which has elevated his view of matters generally at least three inches (and
that is is a good deal in the case of a man whose nose from boyhood has been
kept at the grindstone, and whose vision has always been at a bare level with
the top of that useful machine).
It
was no more than natural that 'work' being the theme that had so long occupied
his attention, he should, having satisfactorily settled that matter, turn to
its direct antithesis, 'play,' and make a few inquiries as to what amendment
were possible in that direction. It became evident to him that this portion of
the social machine, no less than the other, was out of order. It appeared all
right from a superficial view; but when you came closely to examine it there
were loose screws in every direction, and many of the main wheels were so
clogged with objectionable matter, that no decent man could safely approach it.
This was serious. The reformed handicraftsman had leisure now, and considerably
more money than in the old time. Offer him a fair evening's amusement, and he
would pay his shilling for it cheerfully but, mind you, it must be fit and
proper amusement, and such as chimed harmoniously with his newly-developed
convictions of his respectability and intellectual importance. But, looking to
the right and to the left of him, he failed to discover what he sought; and
probably he would to this very day have been vainly inquiring which way he
should turn, had it not been for certain enterprising and philanthropic
persons, who, ascertaining his need, generously undertook the task of providing
for it.
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In a Music Hall by Gustave Dore |
The
arguments used by the disinterested gentlemen in question showed beyond doubt
that they thoroughly understood the matter. 'What you want,' said they to the
working man, 'is something very different from that which now exists. You like
good music, you have an affectionate regard for the drama; but if at the present
time you would taste of one or the other you are compelled to do so under
restrictions that are irksome. The theatre is open to you, but you cannot do as
you like in a theatre. You must conform to certain rules and regulations, and,
in a manner of speaking, are made to "toe the mark." If you want a
glass of beer - and what is more natural than that you should? - you can't get
it. What you can get for your sixpence is half a pint and a gill of flat or
sour stuff in a black bottle, and to obtain even this luxury you must creep
noiselessly to the shabby little refreshment-room and drink it there and creep
back again to your seat in the pit as though you had been guilty of something
you should be ashamed of. You would like a pipe or a cigar; you are used to smoking
of evenings, and depravation from the harmless indulgence disagrees with you.
No matter; you must not smoke within the walls of a theatre; if you attempted
it the constable would seize you and never loose his hold on your collar till
he had landed you on the outer pavement.
“Now what you require, and what you shall have, is a happy blending of the
theatre and the opera house and the highly respectable tavern-parlour, a place
the atmosphere of which shall be so strictly moral that the finest-bred lady in
the land may breathe it without danger, and at the same time a place where a
gentleman accompanying a lady may take his sober and soothing glass of grog or
tankard of ale and smoke his cigar as innocently and peacefully as though he
sat by his own fireside at home. We will have music both vocal and
instrumental, the grand singing of the great Italian masters, ballad-singing,
touching and pathetic, and funny singing that shall promote harmless mirth
while it not in the least offends the most prudish ear. We will have operas; we
will have ballets. Should the public voice sanction it occasionally we will
have chaste acrobatic performances and feats of tumbling and jugglery; but in
this last-mentioned matter we are quite in the hands of our patrons. Enjoyment
pure and simple is our motto, and by it we will stand or fall.”
This, in substance, was the prospectus of the first music hall established in London, and the public
expressed its approval. How the fair promises of the original promoters of the
scheme were redeemed we will not discuss. Undertakings of such magnitude are
sure to work uneasily at the first. It will be fairer to regard the tree
of twenty years' growth with its twenty noble branches flourishing in full
foliage and melodious with the songs of the many songsters that harbour there.
We cannot listen to them all at once, however sweet though the music be. Let us
devote an hour to one of the said branches. Which one does not in the least
matter, since no one set of songsters are confined to a branch. They fly about
from one to another, and may sometimes be heard - especially the funny ones -
on as many as four different boughs in the course of a single evening. Simply
because it is the nearest let us take the Oxbridge, one of the most famous music
halls in London,
and nightly crowded.
Either we are in luck or else the talent attached to the Oxbridge is something
prodigious. Almost every vocal celebrity whose name has blazoned on the
advertising hoardings during the season is here tonight - the Immense Vamp, the
Prodigious Podgers, the Stupendous Smuttyman, the Tremendous Titmouse, together
with 'Funny' Freddys, and 'Jolly' Joeys, and 'Side-splitting' Sammys by the
half dozen. Some of the leviathans of song were authors of what they sang, as,
for instance, the Prodigious Podgers, who had recently made such a great
sensation with his 'Lively Cats-meat Man.' As I entered the splendid portals of
the Oxbridge the natty 'turn-out' of Podgers, consisting of three piebald
ponies in silver harness and a phaeton that must have cost a hundred and fifty
guineas at least, was there in waiting, ready to whirl the popular Podgers to
the Axminster as soon as the Oxbridge could possibly spare him.
The Oxbridge, as usual, was crowded, the body of the hall, the sixpenny part,
by working men and their wives, with a sprinkling of 'jolly dogs' and budding
beardless puppies of the same breed, whose pride and delight it is to emulate
their elders. As regards the audience this is the worst that may be said of the
body of the hall. It was plain at a glance to perceive that the bulk of the
people there were mostly people not accustomed to music halls, and only induced
to pay them a visit on account of the highly-respectable character the music
halls are in the habit of giving themselves in their placards and in the
newspapers. In the stalls and the more expensive parts of the house, and
before the extensive drinking bar, matters were very different. Here were
congregated selections from almost every species of vice, both male and female,
rampant in London.
Here was the Brummagem 'swell' with his Houndsditch jewellery and his
Whitechapel gentility, and the well-dressed blackguard with a pound to spend,
and the poor, weak-minded wretch of the 'Champagne Charlie' school, and the professional
prowler hovering about him with with the full intent of plucking him if he has
the chance I am loth to say as much in the face of the Popular Podgers and the
immense Vamp, but I should be vastly surprised if the only element of
respectability frequenting the Oxbridge was not only disappointed but shocked
and disgusted, and that very often. I cannot explain why, after being shocked,
they should make a second attempt, except that they are lured to 'try again,'
and that folks of not over sensitive mind grow used to shocks.
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'Well-Dressed Blackguards" Enjoy the Entertainment on Offer |
If
these music hall songs were really written for the respectable portion of the
auditory there would not be the least occasion why they should be composed
almost entirely of indecency and drivel; but the fact is these are the persons
whose tastes are not at all studied in preparing the evening bill of fare. The
individuals the song-writer writes up to and the singer sings up to are the
heedless, the abandoned, and disreputable ones who have money to squander. The
proprietor knows his customers. Where would be the use of setting before a
tipsy 'swell' (unless indeed he had arrived at the maudlin, in which condition
he is profitable to no one) a wholesome, simple ballad? He would howl it down
before the first verse was accomplished. He must have something to chime with
the idiotic tone of his mind, no matter how low, how vulgar, or how defiant of
propriety, and he can obtain it at the music hall. The Immense Vamp is his
obedient servant, as is the Prodigious Podgers and the Tremendous Titmouse -
even the 'P---- of W----'s Own Comique.' Any one would think, and not
unreasonably, when he sees year in and year out flaming announcements of the
engagements here and there of these gentry, that there must be something in
them; that, however peculiar their talent, it is such as recommends itself to
something more than the passing admiration of those who witness it; but it is
nothing of the kind. Take any half-dozen of the most popular of our 'comic
singers' and set them singing four of their most favourite songs each, and I
will warrant that twenty out of the full number will consist of the utterest
trash it is possible to conceive.
It would not so much matter if the trade were harmless - not infrequently it is
most pernicious. Take a batch of these precious productions, and you will find
the one theme constantly harped on: it is all about a 'young chap' and a 'young
gal,' or an 'old chap' and an 'old gal,' and their exploits, more or less
indecent. A prolific subject with these 'great' artists is the spooney
courtship of a young man who is induced to accompany the object of his
affection to her abode, and when there gets robbed and ill-used.
As the Immense Vamp sings –
'I was going to go when in come a feller
And he smashed my hat with his umbrella
And blacked my eye, and didn't I bellow.'
But this peculiar line Vamp makes his own, and it is not to be wondered at that
he shines therein before all others. Popular Podgers has a vein of his own, and
how profitable the working of it is let the piebald ponies and the
silver-mounted phaeton attest. He goes in for vocal exemplifications of low
life - the lowest of all. His rendering of a Whitechapel ruffian, half
costermonger half thief, filled the Oxbridge nightly for more than a month.
You may see Podgers arrayed in the ruffian's rags portrayed on a music-sheet in
the windows of the music-shops, and underneath is inscribed the chorus of this
wonderful song:-
'I'm a Chickerleary Bloke with my one, two, three,
Whitechapel is the village I was born in,
To ketch me on the hop, or on my tibby drop,
You must get up very early in the morning.'
But
inasmuch as the effusions of Podgers are as a rule unintelligible except to the
possessors of a slang dictionary, he is less obnoxious than others of his brethren.
What these productions are need be no more than hinted to ears polite. The
mischief is that the ten thousand ears unpolite are opened for the reception of
the poison night after night in twenty music halls in and about London, and no one says
nay.
The male singer of the music hall, however, whether he takes the shape of the
impudent clown who pretends to comicality, or of the spoony sentimentalist who
tenderly gushes forth such modern enchanting melodies as 'Maggie May' or 'Meet
me in the Lane,' is not the most pernicious ingredient that composes in its
entirety the music hall hero. Time was, when with a liberal steeping of Vamps,
and Podgers, and Smuttymans, the decoction proved strong enough, but, like
indulgence in other poisons, what is a sufficient dose this year is useless as
water next.
It
was found necessary to strengthen the mixture - to make it hotter of that kind
of spice most grateful to the palate of the vulgar snob with a pound to spend.
To effect this, there was nothing for it but to introduce the comic female
element, or, as she more modestly styles herself, the 'serio-comic.' The
'serio,' however, is not obtrusive. You seek for it in vain in the brazen
pretty face, in the dress that is exactly as much too high as it is too low, in
the singer's gestures, looks, and bold advances. Decent men who, misled by
placards and newspaper advertisements, take their wives and daughters to the
Oxbridge or the Axminster, may, as they listen, tingle in shame at the blunder
they have committed; but the dashing, piquant, saucy delineator of 'What Jolly
Gals are we' has the ears and the yelling admiration of the brainless snobs and
puppies before alluded to, and the mad noises they make, demanding a repetition
of the detestable ditty, quite drown the feeble hisses of remonstrance the
decent portion of the auditory may venture to utter.
Some time since, during the theatre and music hall controversy, a worthy London
magistrate announced from his judicial bench that on the evening previous he
has visited one of the most popular of the halls, and found everything
creditable, and discreet, and decorous: a pretty penny it must afterwards have
cost somebody for champagne, to pacify the patron snobs and puppies for
depriving them of their evening's amusement.
But - and it is alarming to remark it - even the indecent, impudent
'serio-comic' female, who, going the full length of the tether allowed her,
might have been supposed equal to all demands, is palling on the palate of the
Oxbridge habitué. He must have something even more exhilarating; and, ever ready
to oblige, the music hall proprietor rigs up a trapeze, and bribes some brazen,
shameless woman to attire in man's clothes, and go through the ordinary
performances of a male acrobat. Rivalling the new idea, a South London music
hall proprietor is advertising the 'Sensational Can-can, exactly as in France.'
What is the next novelty in preparation?
- James Greenwood, London
Society Magazine, 1868
I think it is fair to say
that Greenwood
was not a fan of the entertainment on offer in the music halls…Personally I think he's got this one wrong (sorry James!) and will stick up for the working class man and woman who worked hard all week and wanted to let off a little steam at a music hall at the weekend! As for the female comic "going the full length of the tether allowed her" - we shall read more of these women as the month passes, and can make our own judgement on whether she was good or bad for the progression of entertainment.
For
more of James Greenwood’s work (He isn't usually this acerbic!) or information about him, here
is a
list of posts on this blog to which he has either attributed, or is the subject
of.
The
Music Hall theme continues next week with; “Impulsive, Headstrong, Passionate,
She Would do the Most Reckless Things. But no one Could Resist Sarah…” Or: The Incredible Sarah Brown